Wow. A new one, this one caught me totally off guard. I’ve been using Craigslist, as many of you have, for at least 10 years, this one took the cake. I posted a “wanted” ad looking for housing in Sac for me and Blossom. Here’s the ad:
“Greetings! I am a creative, responsible and freshly single Mom looking for a place to live in a family friendly Sac neighborhood. We would love to live in an in-law or carriage house behind a family.
I have one, lovely daughter who charms the socks off everyone she meets. We have no pets, one small car and lots and lots of art supplies! We love animals so it would be great if you have pets we can borrow.
We would love to be near children and or a park. We like playing outside, gardening, making art and general frolicking. Biking is also high on the list.
I am a freelance writer and rehabilitative yoga teacher so my time is flexible, I’d even be happy doing a babysitting trade or working off part of the rent in childcare. I can also furnish you with excellent landlord references and although my credit is not wonderful I have plenty of savings and additional support. A 6 month lease would be ideal but we are flexible.
Thanks for reading this post, and enjoy this autumnal day. “
I got this response this morning:
I have in-law quarters in back of the main house, 2 bd 1ba, that is currently empty. Its completely separate from the main house. It has its own entrance, kitchen etc. and its furnished.
Im looking for a CUTE female who is willing to clean, make coffee in the morning and do some ‘extra’ things around the house a couple times a week in exchange for $100 rent.
Normally rents for $1500/month. “
He also sent these pictures:
So this was my carefully crafted reply: